things fans say

the pathetic start of it all
the thought of slivers made her shiver
3 days in bangalore
the best thing that ever happened to me was yesterday
if only my shoes fit i could look like you
growing potatoes by the score
now we daily deal with the horror of our fucking luckiness
my pink half of the drainpipe
i am not one to know everything
there's no need to be lonely anymore
a krispy kreme outside of allentown
is it because i'm handy and know how to use a gun, or is it because I wear pants
drowning in the cesspool of earthly delights
the men there
minneapolis in the late 70's
my life as a man
otherwise i'll have to smack you around...a little
what were you thinking when you dreampt that up
burn the wagons and chain the mule
running around naked, whoopping and such-like
evidence of a low iq
is there gas in the car; yes, there's gas in the car
girls that don't talk
this box of cereal is too god damn big
do you want broth, some dog broth
just a bunch of rich kids from ct
prone to hyperbole
get down off that cross, we need the wood
darling, she means nothing to me
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"Though you are a talented artist, as a human being you are a real turd." Ricky Smith

"When we first saw Doug Smock’s work we were absolutely amazed by his sharp, colorful imagery that leaves something to the imagination. His illustrations have a modern retro style that we all love and was very successful amongst our readers!” Elo Marc • Founder and Editor-in-Chief of InPrint Magazine (

"Your body of work is made brilliant by unique stories that are rooted in the best intentions. Your images are shared with such confidence and credibility that your audience slips into the experience without every feeling the slightest shove or coaxing. You have a natural gift for design and speaking as a printer, you simply look alive in print." Joseph Simon

"After looking over Smock's work, I find that he has an eye for lines and colour. In my professional opinion, his talents would be best suited for designing patterns for wall paper and toilet tissue" Kevin Schoring

"When I first saw Doug Smock’s work it struck a chord with me for two reasons. One, because I absolutely love sharp, colorful imagery that leaves something to the imagination, and, two, because I am knee-deep in the AMC series  ‘Mad Men‘ and this modern or ‘retro’ style coincides perfectly with that era of which I am fascinated currently. Check out Doug’s art here, if it looks familiar, it’s because you read either Playboy or The Atlantic, as his work has been featured in those rags as well." Zouch Magazine

"El trabajo del artista Doug Smock presenta imagenes nítidas y coloridas con una estética retro que dejan mucho a la imaginación." Paul Bass

"The work of Doug Smock. Thought provoking. Beautiful. A little crazy." Princess and the Revolution






















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